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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 01/23/2008 :  16:09:55  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote




I don't think those are doilies. I think they are made from the stomach of some animal. Granny probably made them. That's her on the left. Granny Gruntwhistle is a multitalented being from parts unknown. She is a jack of all trades and a cannibal. The one on the right is Griselda Gristlegrinder, a specialist in blood puddings, she is also a master sausage maker and part-time executioner. In the middle is Gertrude Grointhistle, she does most of the crusts as she holds a black sash in Pie Kwan Dough.
And yes, that's sheep's blood in their teacups.
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 01/25/2008 :  05:00:10  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do they take their clothes of and dance naked in the moonlight? If they do, I may have to invest in better sunglasses.






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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 01/25/2008 :  21:56:06  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sometimes I hear feet on the poop on moonlit nights but I keep my eyes wide shut.
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



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Posted - 01/27/2008 :  12:43:36  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Those mistressful waitresses certainly appear to have risen to the top of their profession. Thanks for the crisps, they'll fill the hole until you get some lemon curry pie.

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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 01/27/2008 :  19:47:58  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think poop must mean something else to you... I'm hearing squishy sounds, and I can imagine the need to keep the eyes wide shut.

Or do you mean the poop deck? And the gentle clack of shuffleboard too maybe? The sound of waves breaking off the bow and seagulls calling? And Conc munching her crisps.




If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 02/01/2008 :  11:41:12  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Right on both accounts but it's a moot poop now anyway. The three of them just jumped ship.
I asked them to make a lemon curry for Conc and they just looked at me like I was the Antibrian or something. They turned a bit greenish and mouthed the words "lemon curry"? Then they just stood there like they were frozen in time. I left them like that and then this morning when I went to check on them they were gone. There have been rumours amongst the tumbleweeds that the eerie emptiness had begun to eat away at them but I paid no mind to it, thinking that they were salty enough dogs to handle a long voyage to nowhere but I guess I was wrong.


Sometimes I'm beginning to think this ship is cursed.
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



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Posted - 02/01/2008 :  17:57:22  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Cursed, blessed, they are just flip sides of the same coin. Just ask Father Jack to toss you a shilling and you'll see.

Shame though, I was quite taken with those nifty little outfits they sported.


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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 02/01/2008 :  21:43:00  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And they seemed like fun sorts... if you're into tea and tiny cakes, that is.

I hope they can swim. I hope we don't bite into a bit of shark pie and pull out a litle doily hat!





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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 02/04/2008 :  17:12:37  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Father Jack spent his last shilling on a drink!.
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



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Posted - 02/04/2008 :  18:10:07  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's probably true

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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 02/04/2008 :  22:22:44  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
At least he didn't spend a penny.




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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 02/06/2008 :  14:59:40  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
How much do you charge for your feta?
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 02/07/2008 :  06:24:08  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Rocket sheep feta has a special flame-grilled taste so it's very expensive. Comes in at around one luxury car per kilo.





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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 02/09/2008 :  15:55:16  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A subaru for a fondue doodoo?
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



2101 Posts

Posted - 02/09/2008 :  20:12:44  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hmmmm... subaru? What about a beamer, merc or jag? You're going to need it for your fondue party.




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Horrible Harm
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Posted - 02/09/2008 :  21:16:02  Show Profile Send Horrible Harm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Alors et tralala, pas de gourmet ici?
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 02/10/2008 :  00:37:23  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zoot alors! No, no, they don't have the fondue party IN the car. The car is mine. You give me the car, I leave the cheese, you have the fondue party at the pub, grandma's rose garden, on the moon, in a secret undersea laboratory, where ever you like.




If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 02/11/2008 :  10:41:38  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
On a boat with a goat?
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 02/11/2008 :  17:11:44  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If that floats your boat sure... just don't accept any of that inferior feta from her.





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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 02/14/2008 :  15:09:19  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote



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