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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 09/22/2006 :  08:10:57  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ah the wonders of modern restorative processes! Ask not for whom the Giant Penguin of Doom seeks... just run away!


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Originally posted by confuseacat

Forcefeeding grapes to sheep until they sprung leaks or exploded was just one of his bizarre practices.



Another was to feed sheep merlot until they leaked grapes... but the sheep had too much fun and gave chocolate raisins instead.






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OneBurntWitch
Not The Messiah



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Posted - 09/22/2006 :  16:01:16  Show Profile Send OneBurntWitch a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think that was one of the greatest inventions known to man... Rasinettes.

One witch slowly roasted over a hot pit of fire.
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



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Posted - 09/22/2006 :  19:11:35  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do you put raisinettes on your roses?






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Horrible Harm
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Posted - 09/22/2006 :  19:39:55  Show Profile Send Horrible Harm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"It's a Goodyear for the noses"
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 10/29/2006 :  17:29:15  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Although noone knows if Halloween was even celebrated in Albrecht Durer's time, strangely enough he made a painting that leaves today's viewer with a very Halloweenish impression. I'll only show the restored version as the original is thought to be cursed.

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The Other OTHER Operation
Cheesemaker



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Posted - 10/31/2006 :  21:30:06  Show Profile  Visit The Other OTHER Operation's Homepage Send The Other OTHER Operation a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What exactl;y does the curse make you do? Spit out pumpkins?

Also, Danish and Scandinavian books, see everything.
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



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Posted - 11/01/2006 :  10:21:21  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's getting ahead of the story, but yes, in a way it does. After painting this abomination and several other similar ones, some which depicted Christmas and birthday party-like scenes, poor mad Albrecht believed himself to have invented the greeting card. Immediately after having this thought, he tried to commit suicide by swalling as many whole pumpkins as he thought it would take to accomplish his demise. Or so the legend says. Noone really knows what finally became of Albrecht Durer. Some say he became a part of one of his desert mirages and haunts the dunes to this day, but that's too scary to think about now, maybe next year....
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Horrible Harm
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Posted - 01/03/2007 :  17:20:50  Show Profile Send Horrible Harm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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