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Tylesaur
...has seen the meaning of life, the universe and EVERYTHING


52 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  05:52:59  Show Profile Send Tylesaur a Private Message  Reply with Quote
..but here, only once a year.
Merry Christmas.

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The Other OTHER Operation
Cheesemaker



686 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  10:05:15  Show Profile  Visit The Other OTHER Operation's Homepage Send The Other OTHER Operation a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And I heard him exclaim as they drove out of sight...
"Er, has anyone seen Dasher?"

Also, Danish and Scandinavian books, see everything.
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



915 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  13:26:32  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Happy Holidays, yipee...well, we haven't quite got there yet...

Refusing to use the spoilchick
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  15:35:55  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I am the post of the ghost of Christmas past.........




Look into the past.....You must be logged in to see this link.

....and ask yourself,"Who were those people and why did they make so many stupid posts?"
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  15:38:06  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I am the post of the ghost of Christmas present....



And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin post.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Nah.
MAÎTRE D:
Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
No. **** off. I'm full of posts.
MAÎTRE D:
Oh, sir. Hmm?
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groan]
MAÎTRE D:
It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Look. I couldn't post another bloody Pythonic thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  15:39:50  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I am the post of the ghost of christmas future.....



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Tylesaur
...has seen the meaning of life, the universe and EVERYTHING



52 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2006 :  21:24:34  Show Profile Send Tylesaur a Private Message  Reply with Quote
For the Ghost of the past here's gelignite,
(Just tear off the cover and ignite)
For the Bleak with the Beak and the humorus hat
(GPOD, AB and Confuseacat)
I hope you will imbibe enough Festive Cheer
To bringus all backere this time next year.
But today old chum, I'd find it MOST pleasant
If you'd forget past and future and SEND ME MY PRESENT!
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



2101 Posts

Posted - 12/25/2006 :  18:20:59  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Did you want a bike too?


Hey Santa Clause you ****, where's me ****in' bike?
F C D G
I've unrapped all this other junk and there's nothin' that I like.
C F c
I wrote ya' ****in' letter and I come ta' see ya twice,
F C G C
Ya worn out jeriatric fart ya forgot me ****in' bike.

Verse 2
C F C
If I'da wanted a pair of bloody thongs I woulda bloody asked,
F F D G
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up ya arse.
C F C
Ya stuffed me bloody order up it's enough to make ya spew,
F C G C (go to fingerpicking again) C C
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too.

Verse 3 (little girl voice)
C F C
Hey Santa Clause you ****, where's me ****in' pram?
F C D G
You promised me you'd send me one and you remember who I am.
C F C
'Cause I'm da widdle girl why you made sit right on your hand.
F C G C
I'll give you ****in' ho ho ho ya forgot me ****in' pram.

Verse 4 (back to strumm pattern)
C F C
Next time I come ta see ya I'm gunna punch ya in the guts,
F C D G
And I'll let ya ****in' reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts.
C F C
You just wait till next year when ya get back to that store,
F C G C
And me and me little sister come stompin' through the door.
C C
(and we'll say... yeah... you wait for it...)

Verse 5
C F C
Hey mums and dads just smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes,
F C D G
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ****in' lies.
C F C
He's just a piss tank and a pervert and he's not even very bright,
F C G C
'Cause the old ****in' ****er, forgot me ****in' bike.






If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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Horrible Harm
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2536 Posts

Posted - 12/25/2006 :  18:28:18  Show Profile Send Horrible Harm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you both want bikes , why not ask for a tandem next christmas?
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The Other OTHER Operation
Cheesemaker



686 Posts

Posted - 12/25/2006 :  21:12:31  Show Profile  Visit The Other OTHER Operation's Homepage Send The Other OTHER Operation a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Look, if you really want a bike:



Also, Danish and Scandinavian books, see everything.
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 12/26/2006 :  10:09:28  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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confuseacat
nofunanymore



1593 Posts

Posted - 12/26/2006 :  10:13:12  Show Profile Send confuseacat a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



915 Posts

Posted - 12/26/2006 :  14:46:00  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
They stole my tree!!!!!


1111111111111111111111111111111


Refusing to use the spoilchick
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Horrible Harm
Moderator



2536 Posts

Posted - 12/26/2006 :  19:06:04  Show Profile Send Horrible Harm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Just one?
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ConcordeSpamaticus
Cheesemaker



915 Posts

Posted - 12/27/2006 :  18:28:55  Show Profile Send ConcordeSpamaticus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I thought I was ringing the emergency hot line...

Refusing to use the spoilchick
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



2101 Posts

Posted - 12/27/2006 :  20:47:57  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You mean those bottles still had something in them worth stealing?

You're slipping Conc. That California wine not agree with you?




If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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Tylesaur
...has seen the meaning of life, the universe and EVERYTHING



52 Posts

Posted - 12/27/2006 :  22:57:17  Show Profile Send Tylesaur a Private Message  Reply with Quote
...that's just her Pinot Noir tree. Her Merlot tree stands over 10 metres tall! At least it would if she ever bothered to clean the bottles out of her lounge and build them into a tree.
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Miss Mandy Cohen
...has seen the meaning of life, the universe and EVERYTHING



121 Posts

Posted - 12/28/2006 :  05:21:47  Show Profile  Visit Miss Mandy Cohen's Homepage Send Miss Mandy Cohen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Carpet is so overrated...

"If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good..."
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



2101 Posts

Posted - 12/28/2006 :  19:24:27  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
... but a useful aid to absorbency...




If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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The Other OTHER Operation
Cheesemaker



686 Posts

Posted - 12/29/2006 :  05:46:31  Show Profile  Visit The Other OTHER Operation's Homepage Send The Other OTHER Operation a Private Message  Reply with Quote
No, that's what the ants are for.

Also, Danish and Scandinavian books, see everything.
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Sheep Roost
Passenger on the Marie Celeste



2101 Posts

Posted - 12/29/2006 :  17:21:52  Show Profile Send Sheep Roost a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Absorbent Ants? What will they think of next?

You know Australian ants... in keeping with the flora and fauna generally... bite.




If you're not pissed off with the world, then you're just not paying attention - Casey Chambers
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